These are the official monster raving loony declared candidates so far . . .
- Howling Laud – Uxbridge and South Ruislip
- Johnny Disco – Wythenshaw and Sale East
- Peter E. Hill – Louth and Horncastle
- Flying Brick – Doncaster North
- Nicholas Robert Blunderbuss Green – Kenilworth and Southam
- The Dame Dixon – Hove and Portslade
- Colin Dale – Aylesbury
- Mark Beech – Aldridge and Brownhills
- Baron Von Ribobnkabel- Cumbernauld Kilsyth and Kikintilloch
- Baron Von Claptrap – The Gower, Wales
- Mad Max Bobetsky – Hampshire North East
- Iam Fooligan – Bristol East
- Ann Kelly – The Flitwick Minx – Mid Bedfordshire
- Baron Barnes Von Claptrap – The Gower, South Wales.
- Chinners – Twickenham
- Monkey the Drummer – Kingston & Surbiton
- Lord Cameron of Roundwood – Northenden Manchester – Local Council
- Baron Fullstop – Wickmanford Ward – Wychaven Dist Council, Worcestershire.